... But I gotta share!
Just go home from the SJER (South Jersey Enduro Riders) annual Fathers Day Dual Sport Ride. Actually an enduro without checkpoints, 80 miles of single track, fire cuts, sand, whoops, whoops with sand, fire cuts with whoops and sand, gravel roads and a little pavement. Did I mention the whoops and sand?
At about 60 miles we enter a section and there is a sign that says: WATCH STUMPS! I just about get the whole sign read and POW! my front wheel is in the sky followed by my back wheel. I get the bike back down just in time to avoid two trees. At the next stop they guy riding behind me shakes my hand and says I was about 10 feet in the air and doesn't know how I didn't crash.

I'm beat but smiling from ear to ear.