You kids at home can replicate the exact same experience, right in the comfort of your own kitchen!
First, head on down to the local hot shop. Sign the waiver for one of the "bottles behind the counter", in this case, get the one labeled
Endorphin Rush.
Then, head home and deep fry some of your favorite buffalo style wings. When they're done and hot from the oil, dump them in a vat of your newly acquired hot sauce, put on the lid and shake well. Oh, and no cutting the sauce, you must use it straight.
When you're done and ready to dump the wings and before you take the cover off, take a deep breath of fresh air as it's the last that you'll have for a while.
Now the hard part. Quickly, open the vat, dump the wings into a bowl and eat as many as you can without breathing. Yep, do it this way or you might just chicken out!
When you can't feel your face and you're not sure that you are still breathing make sure that the other people in the room know to keep you from touching any other part of your body with your wing sauce covered hands. This includes EVERYTHING, especially your eyes, nose, cheeks, arms, private parts... you get the point.
One more thing, you won't be able to speak and you'll barely be able to breath. Moving very much will be a struggle so make sure that you leave additional instructions for someone to bring you ice cold milk and some bread. It's about the only thing that will begin to cut the feeling of a thousand scorpions stinging the inside of your head.
